Game Harlot

2009

July

• Project: Shiny New Gimmick [Part 2]

June

• Project: Shiny New Gimmick

May

• A Few Changes

• The E3 Rumor Mill

• Zero Suit [possibly NSFW]

• “mainstream social acceptance,” indeed

• Even Further Beyond Good and Evil

• Band Nerds

• Conservatively Geeky

• Super Hype

• Baby’s First MMO

April

• We’re all Gamers here.

• TCoS: “…that is one fugly Draenai.”

• for he’s a jolly pink fellow

• Child’s Play?

• Sea of Screenshots

• Love Hurts

• Face Off

• Useful Information

• (un)Dead Sexy

• Roll Save vs. Poison

• Portable Addiction

• Thy next revenue stream is…

• Open House

• Nerdsplosion

• don’t quit your day job

• In which The Harlot contemplates throwing her 360 through a wall:

• Cheap, Scary, and Possibly Full of Porn

March

• Frosty

• Spectator

• I am the target market.

• /say “I do.” [part two]

• Science!

• /say “I do.” [part one]

• someone set us up the XomB?

• Operatic

• Veteran

• slippery slope

• Gundam!

• bodies, Bioshock and braaaains

• Eau de Nerd

• Watch.

• In which The Harlot ruins your childhood heroes:

• Personal Space?

• In which The Harlot ruins your productivity:

February

• to gank your enemies

• peer pressure

• Rigor Mortis?

• ready for my closeup

• “When is a croquet mallet like a billy club?”

• Smile!

• hack ‘n slash ‘n BRAINS

• creepy crawlies

• Consume!

• I can has royalties?

• Like a Virgin

• all’s fair in love and war games

• Turncoat

• Kek.

• It’s alive!

January

• Bleeding Hearts

• redundancy is redundant

• Flower

• the game is a lie

• new administration, new tech

• Dedication

• Party?

• to frag and to hold

• Is it cheating if you’ve never met? [part two]

• Kinky?

• Is it cheating if you’ve never met? [part one]

• In which The Harlot ruins the Super Mario theme for everyone:

• Cheap Trick

• fantasy violence

• Gamer Rehab

• GameStop has Issues

• /petition

• Resolute

2008

December

• hey, at least it’s not heroin.

• Bizarro Genius Baby

• +5 Grinch Resist

• create some Havoc

• LFGuild

• Save us!

• checking it twice

• always be prepared

• Zombocalypse

• Is our children learning?

• Space: the Worst Possible Frontier

• Mod World

• a night of Nerdcore

• …said the girl with glasses

November

• Please, give it up.

• Apologies

• Thanks

• “What do we get for ten dollars?”

• Uh oh.

• Fickle

• I feel dirty.

• Don’t worry, Mama will fix it!